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Weird-Rad Comedy Talk!!

Two friends who don't always see eye-to-eye engaged in comedic conversation about life, sitcoms, monsters, relationships, and everything in between.

Episode 88: Shirts Off, Boyz!!

Anna Elaine is on the show runnin' bits! / Shawn is bullied against / Shawn is jealous of other Dayton Ohio podcasts / Poor Shawn is ganged up on in his own home / Danny and Anna say some off color things / Social media tips / Danny is watching The Simple Life now / Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree / Every Boomer believes in aliens / Danny and Anna are NOT very progressive / Time out antics / Anna presents her own homebrewed “Which Coach Character Are You?” quiz / Video Roulette / A YouTube lump fat shames people at Walmart / Sonic and Yoshi eat Wario!? / The Yoohoo Cyclops / More videos that don't play well as audio / Perter Griffin goes to Subway / Anna Elaine's kooky neighborhood / Funny Phil and the Recorder Kidz / Shawn always liked the Good Burger movie / Valentine gifts recap / Shawn educates Danny about homophobia / Love ya, bitch

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Episode 87: Badger With A Tooth Cake

Shawn carries the entire episode! / Danny is sick :( / Shawn is worried about new listeners impressions of the show / Danny rewatched Deadwood and now won't stop saying “cocksucker” / Shawn is very awoken / From Dusk Till Shawn / Danny has developed a new system for dealing with a flustered Shawn: 25 Weird Rules The Cast Of Counting Cars Has To Follow / Shawn watches and reviews Horrible Bosses 2 / Defending Jason Bateman (again) / Contrarians – oof!! / Russian Doll is pretty good / Netflips / American Pie is the Millennial's Forest Gump / Shawn can't remember any Counting Crows song / You're On Thin Ice! / cheese puns / Allie and Hinez / the Second First Annual Official Philip J. Reed Memorial “Give Us Money” Fundraiser Marathon Show (It's What He Would've Wanted) / Blob Fest 2019 / Game Gorner! / The Final Fantasy XIV talk goes on for too long (sorry) / More Masked Singer talk I guess / Danny goes on an old man rant about social media / Shawn and Danny go down social media provider memory lane / Episode 87: Toy Tub: Burial at Sea / The thrilling continuation of The Ian's Hinden Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail / Just three more crystals to collect!!

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Episode 86: Hear Me Now, You Warrior Lords

Clip clip clip everyone!! / Horrible Bosses talk! / Crazy Minions lady and God / Danny thinks is cool to not like Jason Bateman, Arrested Development and other things everyone else likes / Shawn's not TOO quirky for Danny / Shawn retires the Dog Song R.I.P. / Danny IS into ClickHole so ya know super original / halfwayokay Game Gorner / Elastica / Wargroove / The Resident Evil 2 remake is too hard and scary for Shawn / Why does Steam have trading cards!? / Monster Rancher Advance 2 is WEIRD / Bone News / halfwayokay Video Showcase / 1986 Cleveland Browns "Masters Of The Gridiron" / Shawn Green Pleased-O-Meter / A voicemail from Jimmy Sivilian / Happy Birthday Philip Zarina!! / The Ian's Hinden Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail!!

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Episode 85: Bloody Maury Povich

Lot of High Strangeness Synchronicities in this one, gang! / Shawn sends angry messages to Danny while Danny's at a funeral / Danny institutes a new show mechanic: “From Dusk Till Shawn” / Pay-it-Forward Official halfwayoky OMG Raw Pop-Tart Challenge UPDATE / Listener Steve changes Danny's mind on a controversial subject / Shawn finds a USB flash drive that he doesn't have access to / Shawn likes to find stuff on the ground, sue him!! / We're over The Masked Singer (Cho what?!) / Shawn found an offensive IOS App Store fake ad article headline and is OUTRAGED / Danny talks about a spooky dikeumentary series about goblins that are aliens from Hellier KY / Shawn's Toy Tub / Shawn's jealousy of the McElroys is real / Travis sucks so bad / Shawn always “Yes Ands” Shawn rolls a three / Bloody Maury Povich / Mr. Longlimbs pays a visit / Seasons of WHAA?! / Early 90s Fox Network sitcoms / Songs that make celebrating not working

That creepy documentary series: https://www.hellier.tv/

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Episode 84: Tito, Louise, and the Fat King

Itza Ramble-Cast, folks! / Politics & Racism / We're in a rut / Shawn tries to make some points but Danny keeps interrupting (shocker) / Shawn will block you on Facebook if you start spouting politics different than his / MAGA babies harassing Native Americans / Starbucks seasonal cookies / Shawn doesn't come up with good episode titles SOO FUNNY / Shawn had his Netflix account stolen / Byron is too edgy for Shawn / Shawn and Danny talk about bad words and their ethics / Tuesday Bassen / Danny gets into body shaming / Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse was GREAT / Dog Dish tales / Introducing The Pay-it-Forward Official halfwayoky OMG Raw Pop-Tart Challenge #kelloggs #poptarts #oldnavy / More Masked Singer talk / Rate My Tweets / The last 10 minutes are genuinely painful to listen to, but they are uncut, unedited and authentic because THAT'S what you have come to expect from the halfwayokay brand! Good night everybody!

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Episode 83: The Butterfly Effect Effect

How ya doin' ya buncha HalfWaynes, and OhKaties out there! / Issues with LEGO Customer Service / We're doing slashes with our liner notes now instead of commas / The LEGO Movie was a very good movie / Return to Bird Court / The listeners fail to assign a proper punishment for Shawn Green (thanks!!) / Whojachu / Edward Joel Kowalczyk / The Butterfly Effect / Are the slashes weird?? Should we go back to commas? / Didjanu / Mary and I watched Howard the Duck and Casual Sex? / Ethan and Evan are the same name / Millennials aren't impressed by people doing funny voices / Dave Coulier / Shawn and Danny are OBSESSED with Fox's The Masked Singer / Fox reality shows are the worst / MasterChef is the worst / Return of the Obra Dinn is GREAT! / Shawn is not the best detective / Nobody wants to play The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords with Shawn / Danny is into Planet of the Apes now I guess whatever

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Episode 82: The People vs. Shawn Groan

Danny feels bad about the last episode, Shawn reports on his experience at Trash's birthday party, Shawn is still wigging out about his advanced age, we lost the Dayton.com's Best of 2018 contest thing, Danny Fastpaws' Year of Revenge, Shawn hired a boy, Shawn comes up with a very edgy joke that's okay for him to say because he knows it bad, Shawn gets some validation, Danny wants to buy some dumb hat, Welcome to Blood Court: The People v. Shawn Groan, Taco Bell boners, Shawn is a detective and an investigative reporter now, Shawn take a Taco Bell survey because it's very good content, Due to popular demand Shawn's Toy Tub is back!! Somebody Quiz Me!! Meandering and babbling because Shawn and Danny don't know how to end the episode. True professionals!

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Episode 81: Shaq at Stalingrad

Hold on! A Shawn episode! It's Shawn Green's birthday!! It's also Jude Law's birthday... get it?? Shawn had a TERRIBLE birthday, and nobody even cares! Poor Shawn spent his entire birthday trying to figure out how to improve the show for all of you people and made zero progress then Danny come over and hassles poor poor Shawn. On his BIRTHDAY!!, Impernasiaum of Doctor Marnasiaum, Shawn's Toy Tub Treasures, Shawn uncovers white nationalist dog whistles on video streaming YouTube tutorials, Shawn is afraid to go to Trash's birthday party because he feels old and judged, Danny doesn't like the term “Latinx” but Shawn does because he vastly more progressive than Danny is, Shawn and Danny watch some great YouTube movies, Nickelodeon Visual Vapor Wave, Shawn really can't deal with the idea of turning thirty nine years old, Happy Birthday QuackityHQ, Danny brings hard-hitting articles to the show, a poor little girl gets a leech stuck in her nose for a month!! Gross!! Little Girl Sweet Dog Play Friend, sober shaming, Christmas Cracker Joke Mishaps! Shawn and Danny bicker a little bit more THE END!!

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Episode 80: Marmalade on 34th Street

Merry Cursemas!! Julie Metz joins Shawn and Danny for Cursemas!! We address Danny's hiatus from the show, Flight of the Navigator star Joey Cramer leaves a special holiday voicemail! The 1942 classic Holiday Inn is a REAL PROBLEM, Didjanu, gifts galore!, Marmalade galore!, PetStop, Sampa visits, Donkey Kong Country t shirt, Video Roulette, the sickly, warm sound of William Tapley's throat, female self defence, Chris Cornell masturbation shaming, blue fairies, reflecting in disgust at the old halfwayokay YouTube video series, how to get womens, Use Your Muse, and a very special visit from King Creeper!!

Check out Joey Cramer upcomming “LIFE AFTER THE NAVIGATOR” documentary on Facebook!!

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Episode 79: Parson Daly

Shawn introduces a new co-host, Shawn likes Smash Bros okay he guesses, Danny recaps more National Treasure, someone was mean to poor Shawn, making fun of physical appearances, Danny doesn't know the story of Frosty the Snowman, P.E.T.A. Phrases, Shawn's going through a vegetarian phase, The Ranch part 6 super deep dive, What in the World Would Shawn Green Say-Diego?, Comment Constanza & This Month in Serial Killeristory (Brought to you by Vivian Clover Lajoie Ideas LLC), My Buddy/Kid Sister, Sexy Chucky, Danny knows nothing about Ellen

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Episode 78: The Silliest Gun in the West

Shawn does movie reviewz! Danny has a HOT TAKE on Daft Punk as well as National Treasure, Shawn and Danny are not in the Christmas mood, Shawn isn't excited about the new Smash Bros Ultimate video game, crazy teacher cuts student's hair while belting out the national anthem, Danny is taking a break* but will be back after January* and poor Shawn is distressed! NEW SEGMENTS brought to you by Vivian Clover Lajoie Ideas LLC! Battle of the Breakfasts, Check Your Pets, Poop or Truth, Danny and Shawn start to have a real conversation but then Julie Metz interrupts the show much to Shawn's audible annoyance, Danny doesn't value comedy, Julie doesn't listen anymore, Something To Talk About, weird Jesus video, Plant Man, weird hypnotized super hero fetish YouTube channel, a witch

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Episode 77: Season One Griffin

Hark! The ghost of calendars is here! We talk about Downsizing the movie! Kristen Wiig is only funny on SNL, Danny's tired of these freaks, Shawn Green weight loss update, Reddit Soapbox, DDP Yoga Zone, McDonald's Holiday Pies, Shawn fam troubles, TV Land is tearing Shaw's family apart, Teachers on TV Land, Shawn and Danny get into an argument ON AIR, Party of Five season 3 in-depth review!! Shawn and Danny get into an argument OFF AIR, Video Roulette!! Ritz Crackers, kitty interview fail, Grizbard, Star Trek goofers

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Episode 76: Old Bones

Welcome to Blood Court! Author Dr. James Brubaker joins the par-tay! Rehashing old beefs, Facebook is evil, books and cooks, turnips, football talk, trying to get Danny to watch Star Trek, brass knuckles, Shawn is def NOT racist, Chub and Butt, Guess That Midi, Joan Osborne, Shawn's DDR exercise plan, Chat Pack Conversation Starter Cards, D.A.R.E., music reviews, I Ate a Sewer Rat!!

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Episode 74: Dragon Dice In A Nutshell

The show is a flop from the very start! Danny's in a baaaaaad mood this week, gang! But Shawn's great and NOT in a mood! Shawn wants to play Dragon Dice!! What a card ol' Shawn is. A real cute guy! Heath bars in the bath tub, Elon Musk is a weird creep, Grimes isn't very smart, Carson Daily's favorite songs, Tetris Effect, Shawn Gree soundboard reaction voicemails! Is Shawn a Man of the World? Or a Dew-Slurpin' Hee Haw Prince of Ol' Kaintuck? Puerto Rico knowledge, Didjanu is now taking ad space, World Wide Pants, Byron Hussie's Fancy Popcorn Popcorn-Bartenders, 1-858-651-5050 Li'l Shermie's world building, Callin Jerry Wheat, Sakura Pen Touch Markers, Video Roulette, Sexual Assistance for the Obese, SoloTravelBlog, cultural appropriation, Japan!

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Episode 73: Wayward Shawn

Welcome first time listeners!! More Danny Door Dash antics! Shawn wants to claim the “halfwayokay” name on SnapChat, Incels are the worst, Shawn is still having issues with this appearance because he was an idiot and shaved his beard for a costume, Danny made a soundboard, Trick or Treating, Shawn tries so very hard to talk about something, but Danny refuses to let Shawn talk because he keeps saying “Uh oh” and playing with this soundboard and it's exhausting, Shark Tank! Curling, Shawn introduces the “Li'l Shermie's” Creative and Communal Thought Exercise, Haunting of Hill House talk, JUMP SCARE, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Shawn reads from a Jughead and Friends Digest Magazine (very funny), Shawn Green's Mutant Roundup: Ed Shipek A.K.A. Mr. Sunshine, pro wrestling, Florida, JUMP SCARE!! Does anyone read these? Say “I DOES” in the halfwayokay Friendship Club or @halfwayokay on Twitter. There will be no prize.


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Episode 72: Return to Danny Fastpaws' God Damn Castle of Blood

Welcome BACK to the Castle of Blood! Horror actor Erin R. Ryan joins the fun on this very spooky episode! Dinosaur talk, Shawn Green's face EXPOSED! Prince Adam, Blood News!! Nashville Nightmare, stabbings, robocalls, a cool clip from The Office, Parker and Grant, Spooky Story Story Submissions!! Hot Dr. Pepper (again), Halloween Jokes brought to you by Funology.com/halloween, The Loveland Frog, Thomas Lighteningbolt, Congo, Denver Spiderman, Castlevania talk, Bill O'Niel and his amazing “Spiricom” device! Danny makes his own “Spiricom” device in order to talk to REAL GHOSTS!!

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Episode 71: Fritos the Clown

Shawn and Danny makin' magic once again!! Shawn's stress meter, Shawn makes plans for when/if he becomes single again, clown college, Santa college, tiny museum, Shawn Green's Anime Connection,
Dragon Ball Z, Shawn is playing Call of Duty for some reason, Jason Witten, Ray Sipe, Terry Davis, HQ Trivia: The Office, Jerry Wheat voicemails, Jimmy Civilian voicemail!, unpleasant movie theater experiences, Shawn fixed his car, Shawn plays his stand up routine that he recorded on his phone, toddler's first four words, Somebody Quiz Me, TV moms, The Connors

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Episode 70: East of the Willows

We got Shawn, Danny, and Greg Nichols!! And BOY do we TALK!! Shawn is NOT racist, the old days of public access, Shawn's nice, HWOK bylaws, assuming gender norms, Danny Fastpaws is declared THE Enemy of the Show, Danny throws a power play baby pout fit, Shawn and Greg revisit their imrov roots, Danny Fastpaws' Film Best Reviews He Did Not Write, The Bodyguard, Greg is a great listener, The Georgia Guidestones, Neosho Nightmare.mp4, Party of Five season 2!!!! Mad About You, Danny Masterson, rape-kissing, HWOK Voicemail Detectives: The Case of Auri and The Doghouse!

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Episode 69: Blam Through It

Shawn is losin' his grip and losin' his cool! Danny's cool and smooth and fulla blam! News Uh-oh! Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky parody songs, Shawn finally saw Shrek and he didn't care for it, Danny death shames poor Chris Farley R.I.P., Highway to Heck, Hot Dr. Pepper, “Here's the thing”, 2018 Annual First Time halfwayokay Awards! Congratulations to all of our winners and nominees, Phantasy Star Online, PC NOW, Mutant Roundup featuring Shawn Green drunk at a rap show secretly filmed that makes Shawn freakout about it

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