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Two friends who don't always see eye-to-eye engaged in comedic conversation about life, sitcoms, monsters, relationships, and everything in between.

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Episode 96: Where the Roses Don't Fade

Shawn is amped up and Danny is outta his sarcophaghost and they're ready to give YOU the goods! / Dealing with stress / Shawn's idiot medical boot / Shawn's Hot Cake: Profoundly.me is SOOOO embarrassing and also a plague and Shawn hates it / Nostalgia about MySpace and Blockbuster / Didjanu: Taxes are stupid / Shawn learns about City Taxes / Waaaay too much “gun talk” / Actual Shawn Green Social Media Quote or Alan Jackson Lyric / Shawn is faced with his most cringeoid, embarrassing social media post of his online life / Shawn and Danny are SOOOO over Star Wars / The Joker / Game Gorner / Bethesdo Presents Early Access Older Scrollz: Blades expert review / Shawn is #McWoke / James Brubaker what is “virtue signaling” / “Cracks” - a weird, upsetting, and haunted Sesame Street animation from the 1970s / Julie joins to talk about the strangeness that is “Dot and the Kangaroo” / Tom Raper's RV's name change / Mystery voicemail / Richlife voicemail / Ben Shapiro has gross, small, teeths/ AFK / Return to Innocence

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Episode 95: Thank You, Garfunkel

S.G. and D.F. do it again! / Edgy Danny thinks he solved the great pronoun debate / Shawn and Danny develop some new stand up comedy jokes / Initiative: Roll Into the Twenties, Danny is a clairvoyant / welcome UK listeners / Shawn talks Brexit / Osama Ben London / Cadbury Crunchie / Steve is a thin nice / P.S. I Love You / Jason DeMoe is on THIN ICE!! / Dental fears / Danny talks about a possible career change / Video Roulette / Crazy man drinks a bottle of everclear and DIES! / Garfémon / Car Wax Commercial / Foul mouth bully child food reviewer / Bronson Awareness Update: The Ian's Hinden Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail ♥♥♥

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Episode 94: Foolish Sparrow

Shawn and King Fuck are here for some more gum flappin'! / Help us celebrate Bronson Awareness Week / What would we be without a soundboard, huh? / Danny needs corks / Shawn was finally on local daytime TV but still feels hollow / How would the HWOK Imps sum up this show? / A kid playing with scissors / When is it okay to use language inflection and when is it not? / Shawn rolled his ankie while hoopin' it up with Li'llennials and now he has to wear a boot / More Queer Eye talk / Shawn covers his adventures at the Dayton Pod Fest (ad nauseam) / Swapping podcast trailers / XLR / Dave Coulier is probably racist / Shawn's Hot Cake / Mommy-Daddy Restaurant / Shawn tries to do the show solo for 10 minutes and fails at it / Voicemails / Shawn Reads A Marvin / Garfield phone beach mystery SOLVED! / Shawn and Danny bicker about the show / Danny is A Fat again / Danny repeats his eyebrow ring bit

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Episode 93: Huckabucka Beenstalk

We're NOT going to be doing a live podcast after all thanks for Danny's screw up / White people talkin about cold cases / halfwayokay now declares war on the living / Shawn's still doing that Instagram thing / Queer Eye season 3 / Antoni is the WORST / Jonthan RULEZ / Why come we can't wear sweatpamps to our jobs?? / Third shift gas station jobs / Vivian's Video Villiage / dancing chicken and also a duck and a rabbit / Danny confronts Shawn about his alcohol consumption / Always Be Fartin' (ABF) / Shawn is always embarrassed / Li'l Shermie's update / Danny has to be edited a lot of the time / Water balloon / Chinese bullfighting / Shawn Reads A Marvin

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Episode 92: Sex-Butt-Murder-Mystery.alien.wav

Baby and the Bat are playin internet radio! / Shawn has gotten into abusing Instagram / Shawn meets more podcasters / Shawn and Danny get petty and jealous of more successful podcasts / Pod Fade / Danny makes Shawn call another weird phone number (828-756-0109)/ Danny threatens a bunch of people AS A JOKE! / Ant bombs / More Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree submissions / Tony Wartinger's birthday / Official Erik's birthday / Shawn is gonna be on local TV / Game Boy Camera is on Thin Ice! / Video Roulette / Daniel Songer / Deputy Nicodemus / Heretic Historians bad, bad rap / Salt and Vinegar Ripoff / Polos is Life / New Critters show!!

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Episode 91: Tillamook Bone Baggers

Special guest Official Erik from Portland Oregon! / R.I.P. Danny's ol' uncle Archimedes The Eyeball King ;( / Fred Armisen rumors / The Liz Wilde Show / Danny doesn't Troma / John Leguizamo bullying / Shakespeare / Didjanu: Ohio Cool Factz Edition / Shawn Green Facebook Quote or Alan Jackson Lyric / Dayton is brown – not in a racist way / Portland Oregon is just California / Eugenics is BAD / The Occupy Movement meets a Charles Dickens classic / The Grosst / Shawn Green Mustard Problems / Bone Bagger Tales / Roddy Piper funeral / Portland did NOT have a Chi-Chi's / Mourning Announcements / HWOK listeners now have an official name! / AFTER SHOW / Stu Charno update / More separating art from the artist talk / Danny won't stop vaping during the After Show / Shawn's exciting Twitter battle with Jaleel White TV's Steve Urkel / More gooshy dead body stories

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Episode 90: The Hermit's Tower

Shawn and Danny tackle some real complex issues / Danny came into Shawn's house openly armed with a cowboy gun / Shawn hates guns / Recounting the time Shawn and Julie were accosted by a gunman at a coffee shop / DELL pants / Shawn hates “tactical” things / Ohio is racist / “You do you” / Big Lemeowski / R.I.P. Luke Perry and Keith Flint / Perfect Circle of Life / Game Gorner: Pokémon Sword and Shield / Danny makes a joke about Shawn being super into Deadpool and it KILLS / Shawn tries out a hat / Shawn is UNIMPRESSED by Umbrella Academy / Shawn Green Facebook Quote or Alan Jackson Lyric / Michael Jackson / Bill Cosby / Charles Dickens / Daniel Johnston / Forrest Carter / Separating art from the artists is a complicated issue! / Danny and Shawn talk about pronouns
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Episode 89: Fantasy Contra

Danny smashed his noggin / Shawn's workplace gripes / Game Gorner Secret Story Corner / MMORPG talk / Puzzle & Dragons Street Fighter V Collaboration Event / We got some Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree submissions / The Sundries Sack / spell readings from a crone's book / Sticker talk / Our numbers are DOWN / Danny wrote another joke for Shawn's eventual stand-up comedy open mic set / HWOK Newspaper Party! / Sister Sister star drinks sister's breast milk!!! / dead humpback whale found in the jungle!? (gross!) / snake on an ATM! / Return to Li'l Shermie's / Wheel of Time music / Castlevania rap / Hoppa Poppa Poppy Pie

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Episode 88: Shirts Off, Boyz!!

Anna Elaine is on the show runnin' bits! / Shawn is bullied against / Shawn is jealous of other Dayton Ohio podcasts / Poor Shawn is ganged up on in his own home / Danny and Anna say some off color things / Social media tips / Danny is watching The Simple Life now / Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree / Every Boomer believes in aliens / Danny and Anna are NOT very progressive / Time out antics / Anna presents her own homebrewed “Which Coach Character Are You?” quiz / Video Roulette / A YouTube lump fat shames people at Walmart / Sonic and Yoshi eat Wario!? / The Yoohoo Cyclops / More videos that don't play well as audio / Perter Griffin goes to Subway / Anna Elaine's kooky neighborhood / Funny Phil and the Recorder Kidz / Shawn always liked the Good Burger movie / Valentine gifts recap / Shawn educates Danny about homophobia / Love ya, bitch

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Episode 87: Badger With A Tooth Cake

Shawn carries the entire episode! / Danny is sick :( / Shawn is worried about new listeners impressions of the show / Danny rewatched Deadwood and now won't stop saying “cocksucker” / Shawn is very awoken / From Dusk Till Shawn / Danny has developed a new system for dealing with a flustered Shawn: 25 Weird Rules The Cast Of Counting Cars Has To Follow / Shawn watches and reviews Horrible Bosses 2 / Defending Jason Bateman (again) / Contrarians – oof!! / Russian Doll is pretty good / Netflips / American Pie is the Millennial's Forest Gump / Shawn can't remember any Counting Crows song / You're On Thin Ice! / cheese puns / Allie and Hinez / the Second First Annual Official Philip J. Reed Memorial “Give Us Money” Fundraiser Marathon Show (It's What He Would've Wanted) / Blob Fest 2019 / Game Gorner! / The Final Fantasy XIV talk goes on for too long (sorry) / More Masked Singer talk I guess / Danny goes on an old man rant about social media / Shawn and Danny go down social media provider memory lane / Episode 87: Toy Tub: Burial at Sea / The thrilling continuation of The Ian's Hinden Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail / Just three more crystals to collect!!

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Episode 86: Hear Me Now, You Warrior Lords

Clip clip clip everyone!! / Horrible Bosses talk! / Crazy Minions lady and God / Danny thinks is cool to not like Jason Bateman, Arrested Development and other things everyone else likes / Shawn's not TOO quirky for Danny / Shawn retires the Dog Song R.I.P. / Danny IS into ClickHole so ya know super original / halfwayokay Game Gorner / Elastica / Wargroove / The Resident Evil 2 remake is too hard and scary for Shawn / Why does Steam have trading cards!? / Monster Rancher Advance 2 is WEIRD / Bone News / halfwayokay Video Showcase / 1986 Cleveland Browns "Masters Of The Gridiron" / Shawn Green Pleased-O-Meter / A voicemail from Jimmy Sivilian / Happy Birthday Philip Zarina!! / The Ian's Hinden Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail!!

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Episode 85: Bloody Maury Povich

Lot of High Strangeness Synchronicities in this one, gang! / Shawn sends angry messages to Danny while Danny's at a funeral / Danny institutes a new show mechanic: “From Dusk Till Shawn” / Pay-it-Forward Official halfwayoky OMG Raw Pop-Tart Challenge UPDATE / Listener Steve changes Danny's mind on a controversial subject / Shawn finds a USB flash drive that he doesn't have access to / Shawn likes to find stuff on the ground, sue him!! / We're over The Masked Singer (Cho what?!) / Shawn found an offensive IOS App Store fake ad article headline and is OUTRAGED / Danny talks about a spooky dikeumentary series about goblins that are aliens from Hellier KY / Shawn's Toy Tub / Shawn's jealousy of the McElroys is real / Travis sucks so bad / Shawn always “Yes Ands” Shawn rolls a three / Bloody Maury Povich / Mr. Longlimbs pays a visit / Seasons of WHAA?! / Early 90s Fox Network sitcoms / Songs that make celebrating not working

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Episode 84: Tito, Louise, and the Fat King

Itza Ramble-Cast, folks! / Politics & Racism / We're in a rut / Shawn tries to make some points but Danny keeps interrupting (shocker) / Shawn will block you on Facebook if you start spouting politics different than his / MAGA babies harassing Native Americans / Starbucks seasonal cookies / Shawn doesn't come up with good episode titles SOO FUNNY / Shawn had his Netflix account stolen / Byron is too edgy for Shawn / Shawn and Danny talk about bad words and their ethics / Tuesday Bassen / Danny gets into body shaming / Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse was GREAT / Dog Dish tales / Introducing The Pay-it-Forward Official halfwayoky OMG Raw Pop-Tart Challenge #kelloggs #poptarts #oldnavy / More Masked Singer talk / Rate My Tweets / The last 10 minutes are genuinely painful to listen to, but they are uncut, unedited and authentic because THAT'S what you have come to expect from the halfwayokay brand! Good night everybody!

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Episode 83: The Butterfly Effect Effect

How ya doin' ya buncha HalfWaynes, and OhKaties out there! / Issues with LEGO Customer Service / We're doing slashes with our liner notes now instead of commas / The LEGO Movie was a very good movie / Return to Bird Court / The listeners fail to assign a proper punishment for Shawn Green (thanks!!) / Whojachu / Edward Joel Kowalczyk / The Butterfly Effect / Are the slashes weird?? Should we go back to commas? / Didjanu / Mary and I watched Howard the Duck and Casual Sex? / Ethan and Evan are the same name / Millennials aren't impressed by people doing funny voices / Dave Coulier / Shawn and Danny are OBSESSED with Fox's The Masked Singer / Fox reality shows are the worst / MasterChef is the worst / Return of the Obra Dinn is GREAT! / Shawn is not the best detective / Nobody wants to play The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords with Shawn / Danny is into Planet of the Apes now I guess whatever

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Episode 82: The People vs. Shawn Groan

Danny feels bad about the last episode, Shawn reports on his experience at Trash's birthday party, Shawn is still wigging out about his advanced age, we lost the Dayton.com's Best of 2018 contest thing, Danny Fastpaws' Year of Revenge, Shawn hired a boy, Shawn comes up with a very edgy joke that's okay for him to say because he knows it bad, Shawn gets some validation, Danny wants to buy some dumb hat, Welcome to Blood Court: The People v. Shawn Groan, Taco Bell boners, Shawn is a detective and an investigative reporter now, Shawn take a Taco Bell survey because it's very good content, Due to popular demand Shawn's Toy Tub is back!! Somebody Quiz Me!! Meandering and babbling because Shawn and Danny don't know how to end the episode. True professionals!

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Episode 80: Marmalade on 34th Street

Merry Cursemas!! Julie Metz joins Shawn and Danny for Cursemas!! We address Danny's hiatus from the show, Flight of the Navigator star Joey Cramer leaves a special holiday voicemail! The 1942 classic Holiday Inn is a REAL PROBLEM, Didjanu, gifts galore!, Marmalade galore!, PetStop, Sampa visits, Donkey Kong Country t shirt, Video Roulette, the sickly, warm sound of William Tapley's throat, female self defence, Chris Cornell masturbation shaming, blue fairies, reflecting in disgust at the old halfwayokay YouTube video series, how to get womens, Use Your Muse, and a very special visit from King Creeper!!

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Episode 79: Parson Daly

Shawn introduces a new co-host, Shawn likes Smash Bros okay he guesses, Danny recaps more National Treasure, someone was mean to poor Shawn, making fun of physical appearances, Danny doesn't know the story of Frosty the Snowman, P.E.T.A. Phrases, Shawn's going through a vegetarian phase, The Ranch part 6 super deep dive, What in the World Would Shawn Green Say-Diego?, Comment Constanza & This Month in Serial Killeristory (Brought to you by Vivian Clover Lajoie Ideas LLC), My Buddy/Kid Sister, Sexy Chucky, Danny knows nothing about Ellen

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Episode 78: The Silliest Gun in the West

Shawn does movie reviewz! Danny has a HOT TAKE on Daft Punk as well as National Treasure, Shawn and Danny are not in the Christmas mood, Shawn isn't excited about the new Smash Bros Ultimate video game, crazy teacher cuts student's hair while belting out the national anthem, Danny is taking a break* but will be back after January* and poor Shawn is distressed! NEW SEGMENTS brought to you by Vivian Clover Lajoie Ideas LLC! Battle of the Breakfasts, Check Your Pets, Poop or Truth, Danny and Shawn start to have a real conversation but then Julie Metz interrupts the show much to Shawn's audible annoyance, Danny doesn't value comedy, Julie doesn't listen anymore, Something To Talk About, weird Jesus video, Plant Man, weird hypnotized super hero fetish YouTube channel, a witch

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Episode 77: Season One Griffin

Hark! The ghost of calendars is here! We talk about Downsizing the movie! Kristen Wiig is only funny on SNL, Danny's tired of these freaks, Shawn Green weight loss update, Reddit Soapbox, DDP Yoga Zone, McDonald's Holiday Pies, Shawn fam troubles, TV Land is tearing Shaw's family apart, Teachers on TV Land, Shawn and Danny get into an argument ON AIR, Party of Five season 3 in-depth review!! Shawn and Danny get into an argument OFF AIR, Video Roulette!! Ritz Crackers, kitty interview fail, Grizbard, Star Trek goofers

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Episode 76: Old Bones

Welcome to Blood Court! Author Dr. James Brubaker joins the par-tay! Rehashing old beefs, Facebook is evil, books and cooks, turnips, football talk, trying to get Danny to watch Star Trek, brass knuckles, Shawn is def NOT racist, Chub and Butt, Guess That Midi, Joan Osborne, Shawn's DDR exercise plan, Chat Pack Conversation Starter Cards, D.A.R.E., music reviews, I Ate a Sewer Rat!!

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