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Two friends who don't always see eye-to-eye engaged in comedic conversation about life, sitcoms, monsters, relationships, and everything in between.

Episode 120: Turning People Into Meat

Shawn and Danny couldn't be MORE into bringing you another smash hit pod ep! / HWOK is on Spotify now!! / Lotta behind the seams podcasting talk (sorry) / Shawn just got back from a graphic design convention which left him feeling depressed, inadequate, and unfulfilled / Shawn was undermined by a deaf girl / A different girl wouldn't empty Shawn of his bloods / Shawn loves women in business / Danny Fastpaws gets political! / Clara's Question Korner!! / Video Roulette! / Green Laugh / Hating ham sandwiches / We always thank the family at the lake / Movie talk! “Joker” beware of spoilers!!

Videos we watched:

“Green Laugh” https://youtu.be/Dqu51fEmYEA

“Fuck you you little punk” https://youtu.be/zlfanG4kfh0

“I Hate Ham Sandwiches” https://youtu.be/ahoYXea0x-c

“Trying To Sneak Up On You With A Knife But I Get Shot” https://youtu.be/nM7w51sgVlM

“A Thing That This World Could Not Give (Official Music Video)” https://youtu.be/tvBrgScfvP8

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Episode 119: City Skittles

It's not a regular episode! / Shawn and Danny return to February 13, 2018 to explore an ancient and unaired episode of HWOK! / Smittle Victuals / Valentines Day! / Shawn used to drink during shows / Past Shawn felt like a Jerry Gergich just like present day Shawn / “Most Triumphant” VS “Far Out” / Griping about doing a podcast / Past Shawn and Danny talk mad shit about the now dead podcast “Coffee With Idiots” out of pettiness and jealousy / Custom Magic the Gathering decks / Past Shawn looses his mind / Bronsons memories / Movie Pass has been over for a while / It's a disappointing ending!

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Episode 118: You've Got Hell

Shawn and Danny are havin' a good li'l time! / Danny has a run-in with an officer of the law / Shawn lands a KILLER series of Ford Motors jokes / Game Gorner: Death Stranding... NO THANX / Celebs in video games is lame / Shawn takes issue with an Archie comic / The Friendship Club chooses Shawn's punishment cover photo for Autumn / Shawn was fat shamed at work / Which Podcaster From the Oceanic Airwaves Podcast Are You Quiz! / halfway-o-haha: Jay Mohr /Shawn does not like Penn Jillette, but Danny DOES like Penn Jillette / Jay Mohr sucks so so so bad / Teen Shawn was an AOHellion / Shawn does not like The Rolling Stones, but Danny DOES like the Rolling Stones / Danny watched some movies: Knock Out A.K.A. Born to Fight and Annihilation / Voicemails!

Today's Video(s)

“My Son Might Be A Quarter Gay - Jay Mohr” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onmgy9QPCxc

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Episode 117: Redneck Penny Dreadful

Wake Up With halfwayokay / Autumn is here—Time to change those cove photos! / Shawn chooses between knowledge and mystery / Shawn has a cautionary tale of woe / BEWARE OF DIGGERVILLE!! / Mobile games are bad / Shawn has opinions on David Cross / Shawn pretending to use weapons while driving a car as an adult / Draco Malfoy: The D.C. Sniper / Harry Potter is about racism / Danny bums everyone out with his recap of “Unbelievable” on Netflix / Rocky talk / R.I.P. Daniel Johnston and Charlie Manson / Shawn's Combo Carnival / Shawn and some Imps played a board game called “Betrayal at House on the Hill” / Breaking Football New: Antonio Brown #FartGate / CriticalRay teams up with HWOK to review The Ranch: Party 7 AKA A Faux Redneck Penny Dreadful

Today's Video(s)
CriticalRay's The Ranch part 7 Review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTYyD7fEiEM

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Episode 116: Knowhutimean, Vernius?

Get ready for some tough love! / Shawn and Danny revisit how men wear pants (Danny doesn't understand) / James Franco is bad / Lego MMORPG / World of Warcraft Classic / Shawn's Shame: “Sharny VS Night Elves” / Shawn's a fantasy racist / MySpace pages are still kinda out there? / Action Vacation! / “The Ranch” is coming back!? / Shawn workshops some more stand up comedy jokes / Danny's bits flop all the time / Voicemail show suggestions from Dr. Prof. James Brubaker / Listening to Songs and Judging Songs

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Episode 115: Proto Minkus

Shawn and Danny are respecting the dead! / Mario Lopez's waxy stage / Shawn's pants discovery / Football Newz: Bye Footballman Andrew Lucks / Listener Checkup / Girlfriend Gripes! / R.I.P. Blues Traveler's Fake Paul Reiser / Danny DeVito shoulda been in Mad About You / B.U.Z.Z. Cord Hijinx / Cincinnati Brew Ha-Ha / Dave Chappelle's fantastic show that Shawn didn't go to / halfwayokay doesn't stand for posers / Kanye West VS Jay-Z VS The Fat Boys / Shawn tries to get through a simple story but Danny does his interrupting thing, frustrating poor Shawn so Shawn demands a Seven Minutes in Terrible Heaven / Jay Mohr sucks so bad / Danny brings up Titus again / Shawn Gree's Video Showcase: “Where's Rodney?” / What's the deal with Dick Tracy?? / David Berkowitz gets no respect! / Shawn remembers “Piggsburg Pigs” / It's not a Harry Potter shirt

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Episode 114: An Oral History of the Rhode Island Greens

The lovely Julie Metz AKA Mrs Mean is here! / Danny is in fantasy times / Danny is listening to hard rock Satan music! / Cracker dinners / Shawn recalls a TNMT story from his youth / TMNT glove hacks / Julie recalls a weird childhood game called “Poop” / Clara's Question Korner / Pikachu info dumps / “Name Your Tune With A TV Theme, Bitch” / halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS): “The Fraternal Order of Shawn Greens” / Marmalade: Jazz Nightz / Video Showcase: “Piracy an offence” / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod: Julie and the Other Man / Drac Pack Movie Review

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Episode 113: Casana Monica

The bombastic Eric Ditmer is here! / Beef and Chedders are different now / Space Cadet Danny Fastpaws / Mild flooding / 90s Music Scottish Invasion! / Danny is a MCU Super Fan / Pandering / Movie talk! / Introducing “halfway-o-haha!” AKA “ROFL or AWFUL” / Possibly racist jokes?? We're sorry though! / Evan Explains Basic Information That Somehow Shawn and Danny Don't Know / New voicemail rating system / Big Gamer Eric talks GAMEZ / “Acronym or Initialism or Not!” / Video Roulette / Return of comedian and entertainer David Songer / Ruby Wax confronts O.J. Simpson / Applebee's Music Video / Sarah Movie Reviewer / Black-eyed children scam artists!

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Episode 112: Computer Grandparents

The ACER is jacked in and ready to go! / Shawn and Danny make some art! / It's SWEEPS! / Gateway Computers are basically free CDs / News Paper Party: TV Man!! / Anti-Trump boycott list! / Bob Evans merch / halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) solves another mystery! / Shawn tells the story about how he catfished a bunch of dudes on MySpace / Computer family / Custom HWOK Winamp skins / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod / “Champ” the Lake Monster and other cryptids / Todd Faucet please call us / Weird childhood stories / High school Shawn's hit list / Monster Energy Drink harmlesss? Or a tool for Satan's witchcraft?! / Just A Giggle-O ROUND 2!! / Instagram rando leaves us a voicemail! / Danny wants a God Helmet

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Episode 111: The Exorcism of Jonathan Van Ness

Shawn and Danny get into the Dayton Ohio mass shooting / Cable access “Halloween Spooktacular” preparations are underway! / Tweet Text: Neil deGrasse Tyson super sucks / Shawn fights people on Facebook / Shawn is a poor communicator :( / Shawn is okay mentally / Danny cracked the code of rebellion / Mom call / Shawn gets a nice gift from listener Cubby! / Night time sky fires / Silly Storiez / Shawn got scammed by a Worm Witch / Urinal troublez / Shawn goes downtown / Spooky Stories to Tell in the Pod / James Barbuchie's Fact Check! / Clearing up Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake / The Riddle Master challenges the halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS)

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Episode 110: Indigenous Birds of Cleveland

Get ready for a weird and stilted episode, Imps! / Long-haired man Zac Reed joins the fray! / Shawn did NOT masturbate in front of anyone / Mead gifts / Shawn's jokes are ON POINT / Stranger Things 3 / Penis Jokes for Ian & Old Matt Mill / More Queer Eye talk / Shawn Gree's Greenbean Adventure: DK Effect Barcade Revisited / Danny is so anti going to bars that he dominates the conversation about it how much he's not into bars (very cool) / Pinball sucks / Answering weird messages / Zac has a master plan to take over halfwayokay / R.I.P. in advance for Valerie Harper :( / Shawn acts out to impress Zac (and it works) / They changed the disabled person symbol / Nice lady jailed for feeding stray cats?! / Shawn critiques peoples outfits they picked out to be on the TV news / More advice gets advised! / Danny's new game: “Off With Their Heads OR Right on Your Arm / A real life Richlife of Roadtrips fan caught in the wild!! / We lost the magic

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Episode 109: Great Value Brand Nemesis

The pod fade is REAL, folks! / Pool Nachos / Danny thinks beers are cool now JK / Shawn's cool vacation recap / Shawn has a fantastic new character based on putting shells in his mouth / Shawn shares some of his musical art / Danny's dental experience / Shawn takes HIMSELF to Clown Court / FaceApp / Russians / Shawn has to make calls / Shawn ends up pranking Domino's / Dead body donation company sells body parts on the black market!! / James “Butter Pecan” Brubaker calls in to tell us 'bout our generations / Listener Chelsea is seeking some life advice / Being a good neighbor / Shawn tries very hard to tell you about Paul Bellini's old comedy punk band but Danny keeps being awful / Queer Eye season 4 talk

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Episode 108: Punch Crabs Forever

SGX and Bloody Holly are back atcha spittin' the TRUTH / Good Vibes Only / Is Shawn Gree officially a Gen Xer?? / Exploring 90s fashion / “Football News” – but it's scary! / Shawn talks about handheld video games / King of fantasy monsters / “What's that Ol' Website Up To?” - DeviantArt / A lot of visual bits that aren't the best for an audio format / “Who Do You Think You Are!?” / Does Shawn have ADD?? / Ian's Hinden's Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail RETURNS! / Comedy Writer (Kids in the Hall) Paul Bellini calls in for a well-wish! / PlayOnline - Dolphin

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Episode 107: Bed Full of Dogs

Shawn and Dan-Dan talk about EVERYTHING! / Women's sports / New “Gio Wave” shirts are in the store! / Bill Nye is a lamewad / Sheep are melephlapods / Podcast gripes / HWOK Book Club: Animal Farm / Dustin Diamond = David Berkowitz / Mutant Roundup: Gail Chord Schuler (holy shit, guyz) /
Professor Slopes says Danny isn't a republican / Danny REALLY doesn't like Fred Armisen / Zac is collectin' dry cleaning money! / Just A Giggle-O

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Episode 106: Funeral For A Computer

Shawn seeks the man with sapphire eyes / More flat tires!? / Shawn has a TRUE Tale or Horror: Curse of the Jiggle Mower / CRISIS ALERT: The Office will be leaving Netflips / Giovanni Ribisi Day is a-comin'! / Danny may have to become a Republican against his will / “Diamond” David Lee Roth offensive?? / R.I.P. Max Wright / GAME GORNER / Harry Potter: Wizards Unite! / Super Mario Maker 2 / The halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) solves it's first case AKA The Plot Thickens / A nice listener leaves a kind voicemail / Hartley Hare calls in with a Scary Story to Tell in the Pod / Video Showcase/ 1966 on 2000 / Shawn explains the Cold War / The Future of Real Estate: The Secret Origins of Shawn Green

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Episode 105: Strange Company

Tony Wartinger is here again and NOT a victim anymore!! / Right Off the Bat / Shawn did NOT masturbate in public / Tony gets pampered / Introducing the halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) / halfwayokay At the Movies: The Dead Don't Die (skip to the break to avoid spoilers!) / Tony and Shawn play “Yesses or Noses“ / Danny and Tony trash talk Shawn behind his back / Dr. Brubaker treats us to three “Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod” / How To Draw Beasties and Yuglies / Shawn and Tony share spookies

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Episode 104: JK R.I.P.

It's been an off week! / Tire trouble / Shawn and Danny figure out what happens to the show when one of us dies / Danny old man gripes about how many letters are in “LGBTQA” / Shawn's punishment cover photo is finally chosen (thanks Imps!!♥) / Danny's feelin' the “podfade” and did not prepare anything for the show so he gathered a bunch of our old show notes and keeps reading from them / Somebody Quiz Me: What's Your Disney Spirit Animal? - but Danny's foul mood ruins the whole bit and upsets poor Shawn / Shawn's Green Hot Cake: Enough with the Keanu Reeves fanfare, sheeple! / Danny hated Shawn's new jacket that he was so excited about / The new Pokémon, Impidimp, is the official HWOK PKMN! / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod / Shawn watches some scary videos AKA great audio!! / JUMP SCARE!!!! / Evan/Ethan calls in with a true life scary story!! / Shawn and Danny share our “Shadow People” stories again / Creepy voicemails / Heathcliff Cartoonist Peter Gallagher calls in!

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Episode 103: She Said Yes

Danny Fastpaws' cousin Buddy Fastpaws comes by the show and Shawn learns a lot about himself! / Danny and Shawn play “Podcast!? I Thought You Said BODcast: The Return” / Shawn thinks his Facebook friends are very stupid people / Shawn finally saw The Blair Witch Project / Lotta video game talk E3's Game Gorner XL!! / Shawn is kinda over Pokémon!? / Shawn started sculpting and it was a fantastic experience but Danny doesn't like what Shawn made so fuck Shawn I guess / Shawn lends his fantastic voice acting skills to anyone who is making a video game / Video Roulette / A woman who hates farters FARTS!? / Big Man From Brooklyn: The Voice of the People / Monster Trucks / Sgt. Slaughter / Sgt. Dave / Polos is Life

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halfwayohno! - Gem City Podcast EP 618

Shawny is feelin' sicky so we're skipping the regular show this week. BUT if you haven't had a chance to listen to Shawn and Danny's first appearance on the Gem City Podcast from back in September 2018 you're in for a treat!

See ya next week!

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Episode 102: Pagan Winds A-Blowing

Gem City Podcast's Terry “IzzyRock” Martin AKA Bandit is here for some fun! We had to deal with a KKK rally and a bunch of tornadoes recently so this episode gets pretty weird / WARNING: Danny is the ultimate edgelord and contrarian in this episode / Shawn gets called out on his privilege / Shawn was accidentally nice to a racist / Danny gets called out for making an insensitive Facebook post / Danny wants to confront a tornado / ObamaCare Tornado Domes / Local weatherman Jamie Simpson goes off ON AIR! / Didjanu / Shawn locked himself in his bedroom / Underwear preferences / Gun talk for some reason / Shawn HATES guns / Extroverts VS Introverts / Shawn defends his stance on Game of Throes / Shawn is a Gatekeeper / Danny STILL hasn't seen Avengers: End Game / Nightmare the VHS board game / Cubby's Time Warp Weekend / Nobody likes Mandy but Shawn! / Miley Cyrus' new song /Catitude' / Blood Court: The People VS Shawn Groan II / Punk rock talk / Shawn Green's Hot Cake: Shawn can't stand the nickname “D”, “T”, or “B” / Shawn and Izzy's PC Update / The Buck Cherry Happy Hour / Danny and Shawn's wonderful friendship

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